Entries in Enlightened Bastards (6)
Announcing the New Sovereign Starr Clothing Line
I have just spent a blissful two hours thinking up little slogans and sticking them on t-shirts and bumper stickers at zazzle.com. Each piece has a slogan that relates in some way to Law of Attraction. Some are funny, some are inspirational, and they were all a lot of fun to design. Click on the "Essential Gear" link on the navigation bar to the left of the screen to check it out.
Mi Airstream es su Airstream.
Just kidding. I just made that title up because I thought it was cute, not because I actually want to share my Airstream with you. Not that you're not welcome for dinner, but, you know... it's a very small space, and Eric's hair takes up the whole front of the trailer, and his guitars take up the whole back of the trailer, so you might want to book a hotel room or something when you come to visit.
And speaking of visiting, the Airstream, Raven and I will be visiting Texas next week! My first Airstream camping experience will be in a very lovely (or so I gathered from speaking to the lady on the phone) little campground in Mansfield, Texas (about 35 miles outside of Dallas). The campground is called the Texan RV Ranch, and according to the lady on the phone, it is well-equipped for RV-ing bliss, with a convenience store, laundry facilities, showers and wireless internet.
While I'm in the area, I'll be hanging out with Guru Jack Taylor and his lovely wife, Katie. (I know, there's so many Katies you can't keep them all straight, but I've never met a Katie whom I didn't like.) It will be a week of glorious firsts, though. My first camping expedition, my first meeting in the physical with a fellow Enlightened Bastard, my first time in the Dallas area, my first time backing a trailer into a lot, my first time emptying the black water tank, my first time staying in the Airstream overnight... the list goes on. Any advice, please let me know. I could probably use it, as I'm an utter rookie at this camping thing.
Eric is going to come scoop us up after we've kicked it in Texas for a couple weeks. Then we're going to try and pay a visit to some of his family somewhere around those parts. I just spoke with him on the phone, and he is super excited about the coming adventure. The excitement is deliciously pleasing.
Onward and Upward!!!
Who Wants a Hover Board?
I've been waiting for some time now for the opportunity to post this link on my blog. But until yesterday, there was no website to point the link to. And I didn't want to spill the proverbial beans. But now that it's official, I would like to direct all the readers of my blog who are not familiar with Enlightened Bastards and who would like to own a hover board OR a totally self sufficient, green energy source capable of providing electric power to your entire house (you know you do!) to follow this link. The technology is available, the Enlightened Bastards are ON IT and these products will be a reality very soon. If you would like to donate money to the production of these items, you can do so by clicking on the link above.
Oh yeah, and that totally self-sufficient, green energy source capable of providing electric power to your entire house that I mentioned? It comes in an RV model.
How to Teleport
So I almost teleported last night.
I was lying in bed, about to drift off to sleep, when I started feeling a tingly sensation emanating from my spine out into the rest of my body. Then the ceiling started to fall toward me. At that moment, my whole body jerked because it startled me so. And then the realization came to me: Teleportation does not require you to physically move from point A to point B. I've been trying to figure this thing out since I was like ten years old, and I always pictured it like your physical body dissipating and then reforming in another location, or just physically moving from one location to another at a speed so fast that it would be instantaneous. But that's not how it works. You stay still and the Universe moves through you. It made so much sense once it came to me: Of course, I created all of this- and it's just an illusion to entertain myself. Why should I have to move? I AM the creator, after all.
That was last night... and then just a moment ago, I was reading my Bashar material, and he basically says the same exact thing. Wow. The Law of Attraction is the SHIT!!! You really do contain all the information you ever wanted to know. And all these experts, like Bashar or Abraham or whoever, they're all just aspects of my incredible self. I attract them into my experience as a fun way of affirming what I know to be true.
I love my life!!!
The New Horizons of Which I Spoke
Onto the subject of the Enlightened Bastards Talkshow... here is what is happening: We had, in my opinion, our best show ever on Tuesday night (you can listen to it by clicking the link above, choosing the Feb 12th episode, and clicking "download" or "listen"), but in a big way, it was also our last show. From now on, there will be no more scheduled episodes (unless, of course, we are guided to schedule one). Several of us Bastards now have the ability to log into the EB Talkshow and record our own broadcast. So whenever one of us (being Tiny, Tom, Jack, Andrew, Dave or myself) wants to spontaneously broadcast a show, we can do so, and anyone else who is guided to call in at that time will. We all think that this is going to be a lot more fun, and generally take the show to a whole new level. Of course, the list of people who have access to the log-in info will continue to grow, as Enlightened Bastards continues to grow. In my view, this is a most exciting and excellent transition. I am particularly interested to see what awesome new stuff Enlightened Bastards cranks out next.
What with the movie, the incredible and joyous scientific advancements of Andrew and Jack, the possible mass-migration to Oregon, my own adventurous new Airstream phase, and several other ongoing events that I'm sure I'm forgetting to mention, I look forward to many spontaneous and enlightened episodes to come.


